As I gallibant through San
Jose in giant galoshes, I galloped past a peculiar porcupine
with a penguin pleated Pontiac (54 Chieftain). He informed
me that a humble bunch of husky bohemians had been handling
hungry barracudas and thought that I might fit in. So I jumped
into my humongous black Cadillac and headed back towards
the historical shack of bohemian humpbacks. Upon my arrival
they were handing out handfuls of homogenized hoecake, with
sprinkles on the side. We exchanged pleasantries and the
homogenized pastries and the tall Filipino wore pastries.
So here I am holding my hefty badge with a humongous bag
of Cool Ranch Doritos along side of the heavenly banditos. |
